Keith Abler Biography

25 years later-->

Keith Abler - composer. 06-06-71 born - Libra. His favorite past time now is paving roads to grunge music. Won a toothpick spitting contest in Alfalfa, New Mexico. Father of one (son of five). Enjoys being an inquisitive politician formerly known as "Zeke of Babylon". His political tolerance is not to waste funding on haircuts and keeps the budget as close to the vest as mystic love songs will allow or as a look into the navel of the Orange Buddha. A 360 camera on top of the Marsh Tower will allow scared cats to not climb the 80 ft. A past life journalist, he jestfully writes zesty columns about painting fire hydrants bright red. Loathes nothing. Owned a blue goose and drives to gigs pulling the trailer. Met Key West at a bull fight in West LA and stayed in touch until the accident. Said goodbye to him at the funeral; Really thinks the lyrics to Kinney Spark are about Zen partnerships not considered legal in Saudi Arabisa. Ran naked through the halls of Cancun High school until he found out he was being chased by Senator Colbath with a baseball bat. Wanted to buy a motorcycle and did at the right moment just before they were considered illegal. Went to the movie Little Shop and decided the time was right to rewrite a mini-rock album salute to Rocky Knoll Sanitation-um and the story of life ass it approaches the the Golden Cresent in the sky. Right or wrong sleeps with a machine hooked up to his oversized beak. Takes his coffee seriously and tea seriouslier. Currently writing new songs for his millennium project tentatively titled "2010 flushes". Now that it's 2009 the Odyssey is fart-fetched but being created! Likely the census would be incorrect after the illegal aliens were not counted. It is reminiscent of a clever commercial during the Jerry Lewis Telethon of Eternity. However he sat down, crossed his legs and lit up a Lark and watched the flick with an occasional "oooh - aaha" Admires the works of Kubrick, Hemmingway, Burroughs, Thoreau, and Beetle Bailey. Recognized that Popeye laughs in print by saying "Arf, arf, Arf, Olive's Oil's - I luvs ya". Whose life is it anyways? On 06-06-06 sliced his pie which had no religious ramifications to the date. Ran into Damian in the hospital and slapped him silly and told him "nice try mystery Babylon - chase a different tree" . Had a beer and pretzel with Pope Benny on his visit to Italy. Got lost in Venice when the tour went to the Cadilac ranch. Thanks you for the time it took to read this brief. Never to be taken seriously. (The pimple on his face on the photo above is actually a dart hole that showed up this way on the scan. Dart Face , LaCrosse, WI 1969 Clarification necessary) Is that clear?