Luke Abler Biography

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Luke Abler was still a minor until he became a major and felt seven and 1/2 years of piano gave him the write to toilet paper the school after his Stratocaster turned purple from lack of oxygen. Also grew up with the Crystal Lake mafia and had the Regal (boat) on the lake until the sun came up. Now years later the Regal was given to Bart Star's boys because the Steinhaffel chair wasn't comfortable for the driver and other millionaires have much better ships to have booze cruise's on Crystal Lake. His good friend Moon man attacked Bacon Bits in the Dells pool, which gave our subject the name Luca Bratzini. Couldn't dive into the water to escape the fuzz because Grandma's beach had to be protected. Watched his friends swim away as the pinko's descended on the Lost Beach Hideaway. Deuce the wonder dog was give to him by Gina as a birthday present and has become the ultimate watchdog occasionally called Doug. He thought something more profound would be appropriate but then again, someone has to earn his vintage on these electronic vestibules. Moving to Appleton and finishing his degree in pastry baking and business. Apparently understands the importance of college in a world of pseudo-intellectuals. Unfortunately, like most things it usually equates to money. Plays the guitar and the piano and golf to the delite of many. Being closely watched as the next fast food pioneer with a chance at being a world famous cook. Enjoys a good cigar occasionally. Never to be taken seriously (except the pollege cart).