John Stoll Biography--Lead Guitar

John - Flew in from Africa as a veteran of a foreign war only to marry the Mayor's daughter at the ice rink. Wrote "Rhapsody in Black" when the ashtray caught fire from the hemoglobin. Drank some rum - blew on the fire and ignited the lone shark from Antlers Cove. Drove semi for a while then settled into the sofa. Played in Flashback as a last resort at the Last resort and for the Last resort, Emil Gant. No stranger to fishing and angles. Is in a search for the bands new name and has been told repeatedly it should be the "The Anemic Pus Band featuring Festering Wound" But the thinking is that it wouldn't have a good enough hook, line, and diaper. - Repeat - Thanks you for the time it took to read this brief. Never to be taken seriously.